Kiss Daddy Goodbye (1981)

Life can’t be all good - right? Because for life to be good, or more likely for us to be able to notice the good - one needs to have some cr*p around.
Obama being elected is really really good, even those who didn’t elect him are getting a kick out of it (globally in fact) so we need a little bit of bad so that we can really appreciate that.

In comes Kiss Daddy Goodbye(1981), possibly one of the worst movies ever.

Although I usually keep away from spoilers - In this case there really is very little to spoil.

The plot in a nutshell - Two psychic kids and one dad murdered by bikers go on a zombified revenge killing rampage, all the while doing their very very best not to act at all.

In fact the whole cast are doing their very best not to act at all and the delivery of this somewhat lame plot is really what gives it the very deserving title of one of the very worst movies ever.
Even the fact that the kids manage to get their dead dad to tunnel underneath the sand to attack a biker (Jaw’s like) is more comic than horrific…
as Uncle Lancifer from Kinder Trauma puts it

Watching KISS DADDY GOODBYE is sort of like watching your clothes twirl around in a drying machine while overdosing on Quaaludes.

So - If you need to chill out, or need help sleeping or meditating - this may be the film for you.

If you want some honest to god horror, or are willing to settle for a pale imitation thereof - stay away from Kiss Daddy Goodbye.