Coyotes had a very bad day

You poor bastard. I feel sick just reading that. Watch a really really gory film, it'll make you feel better - at least _THAT'S_ not happening to you.

On 17 Jan 2003, Coyote shared this:

*DexX gives Coyote a completely platonic hug*

*...and a completely platonic squeeze of his right buttock*

I dunno about Willy Wonka... I'd think a huge brown river would be about the last thing you'd want to see.

Good work!

Eeeeeuuuuuuhhhhhh !!

I find a Pint of Vodka works best in these stiuations.

Hope you have a better day tomorrow. It is not 'Groundhog day' is it ?

'dude, they peed on your rug' 'I know, it really tied the room together' 'if you mark that 8 then you're entering a world of pain'

cheer up - and watch THE BIG LEBOWSKI!

I'll bet it 'really held the room together'

'Eight year olds, dude.'

'Donnie, you're like a child that wanders in in the middle of the movie....'

Sorry to hear about your day, coyote. Makes me feel just a smidge better about the fact that I'm almost entirely crippled up from a herniated disc in my back, created or more likely aggravated by moving that damned computer into the living room...a computer that my ruined back will not even allow me to sit in front of. The herniated disc is in turn pinching a nerve in my back. I haven't been able to stand up straight for 5 days, need a stick to help me walk from the couch to the kitchen or john, and have numbness in my right foot, back spasms, leg cramps from toe to waist, and excruciating pain. The doc [my real one that is, not Walpy] says it may be a MONTH before I'm functional again - assuming I don't need back surgery (!!!!!!). Last week I was thinking about what local show I might audition for, and planning to get some headshots together with an eye towards trying out for Media Blasters' proposed original zombie film. Now I'm just hoping that I'll eventually be able to stay upright long enough to go the store. Ain't life grand?

All in all, given the choice I'd rather puke down my shirt and clean up some poo. Of course option C) None Of The Above, would be even better.

Hmm, maybe I'll watch The Big Lebowski again myself. That movie never fails to cheer me up.

'....or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. But mostly it's just, The Dude.'

(Coyote) : << First, I woke up this morning to find that sometime in the night my adorable pitbull had had the 'Hershey squirts' all over the living room carpet, but only after I'd planted a bare foot into a puddle of poo. >>

I really sympathize with you on this point, my bohemian cousin is squatting at my place on her way to God knows where and she considerately brought her two dogs with her. Nothing like stepping in dog diarrhea with bare feet at 2:00 am while stumbling to the bathroom with a bursting bladder. I cut quite a figure hopping on one foot to the toilet and then taking a piss with my shit smeared right foot raised in the air. A Kodak moment to be sure.

Sorry about the rest of your bad luck. Keep your chin up!

Sara Merry

Well, if it makes everyone feel better, I'M doing pretty well, can't speak for the rest of you bastards. I'm good.

Take care, you unlucky pricks.

Owies. }:/ Sorry to hear it man. Try and think of this way - you got a year's worth of bad luck over and done with in a day. I suggest you do for yourself what I did for my girlfriend when she was laid up with a sprained ankle - Buy a bottle of Mezcal and the 'Can't Stop the Music' DVD. If *that* doesn't cheer you up, nothing will. And remember, 'Leather men don't get nervous'. }

Cheers,