Coming Tonight: The Alt Horor, Er, Horror Concludes

A sequel to this deal may cause my head to explode, if I don't give it a rest for a while. Handy knowledge about the spelling options, though. Teaming you up with Anamorphic Sheep, Letterbox Cow and iMax Goat, my new cartoon project Super Techno Barnyard Buddies is sure to be a hit!

Bravo, old boy, Bravo and bravissimo. Bloody good fun from start to finish. I've been forwarding it to the present 'Mrs' Walpurgis, who has been sharing it with everyone where she works. They've got a kick out of it too, and 80% of the jokes must be flying over their heads! More, please!

Um . . . now? But I just made a sandwich and poured myself a drink, and . . . *whimper*

Glad you liked it. Heck, REALLY glad you liked it, since you were one of the stars, and you KNOW how bad it is when a publicity tour turns ugly . . .

The present 'Mrs' W thought the vignette in which my Italian shoes were vomited upon was acutely well observed.

<screechypythonwomanvoice> 'Soliloquy'?! You're drunk!! It's disgusting!!!! </screechypythonwomanvoice>

Oh dear. I hope she hasn't had much experience in that area.

I hoped it would be very Walpurgis. If anyone had to explain such a weird-ass concept, and not make it sound like pure shite, it had to be the Doc.

Ack, too kind, too kind. What can I say? I had a good script. Pity you cut that bit where I put ping-pong balls in my eyes and went on about escaping to an island to soak up the sun and get some babies in a Jamaican accent. I rather liked that speech. Maybe in the sequel?

Oh, dear.